Zombie Invasion!

OK, there's a zombie invasion: What do you do?

You were sitting on the couch when you saw the news, and suddenly you wife comes around the corner and moans at you. She looks hurt. What do you do?

A: "Hunny? Are you OK?"

B: "Grab me a beer babe."

C: Run the having fun away!

D: Throw the remote at her.

seeing how much i watch zombies movies and how obsessed i am with them, i'd say say C and bolt the hell outta their

i would pick D

lol, I would pick D too

She keeps coming toward you, so you throw the remote at her: "Dumb bitch!" The remote hits her in the head. She stumbles backward but keeps coming toward you. (A remote isn't very strong after all!). Now what?

A: Throw your beer at her.

B: Punch the fat poo in the face.

C: Call 911.

D: Get the having fun out of the house!

shoulda listened to Hiko..

well obviously the phone lines will be flowing with calls, so..
CAN WE PLEASE PICK D THIS TIME?!
punching her in the face will get us bit, and the beer bottle is unlikely to break and damage the brain

B. because you can;t waste a beer!

i agree with hiko D!

D.
What is a fat poo?

he's 12 dojan, don't make fun of their language!

She chases you out of the house, when you get outside you see other injured people. You hear screams and see people running and fighting. Now what?

A: See if you can help some of the injured people.

B: Run to your friends house, he has guns and will probably still be alive.

C: Run to the local Wal-Mart, time to stock up.

D: Run to the abandoned house down the street, you can barricade yourself inside.

E: Go back inside the house to get some of your guns.

F: Jump off a bridge. Your fucked anyways...

PS: It actually had a lot of cursing in it, but the word sensor filtered it out and made it seem dumb. Originally "Fat Poo" was "Fat Shit" and "Having Fun" was "Fuck" etc...

EDIT: Don't get mad if what you vote doesn't happen. The decisions are based on majority votes!

C: walmart has weapons, (knifes, and stuff) and their'll no doubt be other survivors with better weapons their.

A, im such a saint

have fun getting bit

What is a Wal-Mart? A mart where you get walls!?

For the privous one I choose B


For the current one I choose E, I'm going to kill those pieces of S***!

Wal-Marts the supermarket lol

i choose GO TO WALMART!

You head down to Wal-Mart and see not only hundreds of hurt people but also hundreds of "normal" people. Looks like a lot of other dumbshits had your "Great" idea. They are all fighting echother, and many of them seem hurt, torn apart, and bitten. some of the hurt people are attacking everyone! What do you do now?

A: Go inside.

B: Jump off a bridge.

C: Head back home.

D: Go back to your friends house.

E: Go back to the abandoned house.

A!

C: head home to get your guns (duh!)

A: go inside, get some poo, then kill all others, the ones outside can help themselves! HMPH!

(Poo? seriously?!)

what's the nxt answers?

I already have my guns so I go in and kill 'em all!

You head inside the store. Most of the supplies have already been raided and people are fighting over them. You can't tell the infected from the uninfected. Now what?

A: Head to sporting goods.

B: Head to the food.

C: Head to the electronics.

D: Head to the clothes.

E: Head to the furniture.

F: Get the hell outta there!

C